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(778): View more from British Columbia

No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?

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(415): View more from California

I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.

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(912): View more from Georgia

It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school

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(518): View more from New York

I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...

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(913): View more from Kansas

What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old

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