Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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