My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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