i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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