i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
we're making bets on your personal life
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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