Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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