it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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