belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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