BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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