Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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