i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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