Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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