I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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