If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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