Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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