I'm so fucking centered right now
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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