she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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