dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?