who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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