I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack