I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
The power of my boobs compel you
And then the night went full on bisexual.