White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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