Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
honey bunches of taint.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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