Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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