I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
okay pat passed out under dana's car
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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