Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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