I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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