this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
this is an emotional support booty call
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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