Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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