Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
