You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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