so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
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I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
All I want is dick and wine.
there is glitter all over my balls
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