Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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