But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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