doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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