It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
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