Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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