Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I deserve this hangover.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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