True but thats because hes a fetus.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
operation harelip BJ is a go
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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