you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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