this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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I just found puke in my bra..
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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