Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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