we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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