they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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