Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i came on her dog
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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