Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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