People in love make me want to vomit
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
