All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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