so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
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the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We're using joints as your birthday candles
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.