College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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