i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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