love makes seman taste better
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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