I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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