He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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