i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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