we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
we're so committed to being not committed
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Randomize
